Once again, I'm reminded of this article from the golden era of the Daily Mash: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/dogs-win-worst-pet-for-14th-year-in-row-2013091379444 (View Post)

Anyway: I bloody love bonfire night. Halloween is fancy dress and cosmetics and haribo and alcopops; Bonfire Night is real ale sausages and thick woolly jumpers and walking boots and parkin and explo… (View Post)

A good tut, I suspect. Maybe even an eye roll. The extent we go not to upset 'communities' has long since stopped surprising me (I'm looking at YOU, the FA, only because you happen to … (View Post)

1) I still don't know what BIB means. What does BIB mean? Does it mean 'Bring it Back'? That doesn't seem to make sense in this context. Anyway: 2) I particularly enjoy the drynes… (View Post)

It's a poor national anthem, IMO. Tonally all over the place, and inaccessible for all but the most competent singers. Not really a singalong. IMO the best national anthem is the Marseillaise. (View Post)