It doesn't occur to people like that that everyone doesn't think like they do. Because they make sure anyone who doesn't think like they do keeps quiet about it. (View Post)

I love miserable cricketers. Jimmy smacks it for four and looks like his cats just been sick. YJB gets his 50 and looks like he's just been told his daughter has failed her audition for the scho… (View Post)

My Dad will be delighted with this scorecard. He finds it utterly infuriating to see bowlers score as high as batsmen. No so-called 'all rounders' in his day. (View Post)

Did you see the way that shot by Stuart Broad landed? Like landing on blancmange. This is not looking a good pitch to come out and score big on. (View Post)

I used to work for a company who banked with Hoare's - largely because the founder was such a disreputable rogue that no regular bank would touch him. (View Post)