What about rhinos in wheelchairs? Never underestimate the craftiness of the rhino. (View Post)

Yes - my view of the last 40 years is that the size of the Tory vote is inversely proportional to the cuddliness of Labour. The actual Tory offer seems to have relatively little to do with it. (View Post)

It's not as if the French were slow to turn down an opportunity to be pains in the arse at borders when we were in the EU. Sure, it was more difficult. But the argument 'if only we would do… (View Post)

But you're (and I mean 'you' in the sense of humanity here; I'm not suggesting you personally have anything to do with it) fucking about with the environment by driving wolves to … (View Post)

FPT: Well first of all what a wonderful category of thing to be. "What do you do? I'm a wolf-introducer." Wolf introduction is a slightly different matter - that's not necessarily… (View Post)