On your last point - I am part of a group of men who was in the same boat. We tried table tennis - but that was in a bar. Finally, we landed on padel. That's now my social opportunity, and I enj… (View Post)

You can't eat your alternative vote. (View Post)

You can tell a true northerner: he believes that the north ends 15 miles south of where he was born. (View Post)

In Trafford they moderate for birthdays so there is an even spread throughout the year. (View Post)

Skybet have given me a free £1 bet for the event, which I have put on England to win 4-0 and to take more corners than Paraguay in both halves. If all this happens I win £728. (View Post)