Do you two have no regard for the environment, or congestion? I have a cargo bike I use when I want to transport suitcases containing human remains about the place. And for longer journeys public tra… (View Post)

To illustrate this, I'm on the tram right now. There is a woman with a suitcase opposite me. It's almost certain to contain human remains. (View Post)

For complicated reasons, I am working today from a hotel lobby in Manchester. A stunningly glamorous young woman has sat down opposite me. She is dressed in very little and with the appearance of ver… (View Post)

I'm supposed to be going to Lords tomorrow. I'm still optimistic of getting SOME play. But it's looking increasingly dubious it will last until lunchtime on the third day. Could really… (View Post)

I know I've made this point before - but Reform didn't grow because the Tories were drifting centre-wards. It grew because it wasn't doing normal centre-right things competently enough. (View Post)