I will now favour you all with a joke I heard yesterday: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers. (View Post)

Personally, I quite like the England and UK flags. It just feels nice to have my flag flown. This must be what gay people feel like in June and August. Hurray, some people don't despise me. Only… (View Post)

I think most of the oil India buys it buys to refine and sell to Europe. Fairly easy to stop this happening (ISTR Europe is not buying Indian refined oil from January if India continues to buy raw oi… (View Post)

There id a Michael McIntyre routine about the shop 'Argos', in which he has Argos saying "We've had a great idea - we think shops ought to be ike THIS" - and absolutely noone… (View Post)

When Ogden Nash was short of cash He wrote elastic cheques He never thought he would get caught And he always signed them Rex [unknown] (View Post)