Yes, well a) good luck in stopping the entire Middle East and North Africa to stop behaving like medeival twatblankets, and b) on the occasions when we do try and stop the entire MENA from behaving l… (View Post)

Well carveries WERE a 70s thing - but one which has mysteriously persisted where other terrible things from the 70s (bouffant hairstyles, football hooliganism, Leo Sayer, Wheeltappers and Shunters So… (View Post)

Actually, that's a good idea. I might well have gone for that at 18. One thing that put me off the military was the expectation of signing up for a length of time. (View Post)

Smashing. I shall.consult you on my headlines because I wouldn't have come up with something that pithy. (View Post)

On a related subject, let me share a photo I took yesterday but couldn't share then, having used my quota. This to me is one of the most giddyingly beautiful sights in the world: the first glanc… (View Post)