Well no. And I can't state for sure that there is not a new species of small rodent living in the space under my house, for the reasons you set out. But under the circumstances, my belief that t… (View Post)

Brilliant. You won't regret it. (View Post)

I think I did it as optimally as I could. I reckon it to be 56 miles from Rockcliffe on the Eden estuary (between Carlisle and Gretna) to Wylam on the Tyne estuary west of Newcastle, by the most dire… (View Post)

Or Craig David, who has clearly just anglicised his pronunciation: (View Post)

I met a large man roller skating in Wythenshawe Park one Sunday morning a few weeks back. He found it much easier on his knees than running. (View Post)