Higher than expected turn out is ringing very big 1992 bells to me. This is going to be a long and tense night. (View Post)

Oh dear... how many lines this time? Your decadence manque is the meanderings of the classic pub bore. (View Post)

You really "lunched well" didn´t you? But, please don´t project onto other people what we already know is well known to be true about yourself. Its a bit too classic Trumpian. (View Post)

Petal???? Even for a seedy old roue like yourself that´s unneccessarily patronising.. The Groucho´s Bernard Manning, Ladies and Gentlemen... slightly less dead, but he´s here all week. (View Post)

It takes a very long time to count them all though. I preferred it when it was just Gordon and the count was in Inverurie Academy or the town hall. Declaration closer to 2am than 5.30 like last time. (View Post)