Call me old-fashioned, but if you exclude all the people who were still publicly supporting Boris Johnson as prime minister a week ago, your task would be considerably easier. (View Post)

Nadine Zawahi. I knew it would come to me. (View Post)

At least now the Tories have the opportunity of picking a leader from a dazzling and charismatic array of talent. It's so difficult to choose, but I think I would go for whatsis/ername. (View Post)

True, Farron didn't try to force people to discriminate against gays. He just tried to ensure it would be legal to discriminate against gays. (View Post)

If I were a Tory I wouldn't trust a word he said, even in his resignation speech. But it's their funeral. (Unless he really starts a nuclear war, in which case ...) (View Post)