Technology has the answer. Tiger Woods can play himself, suitable de-aged where necessary. If he dies before the picture is made - gentlemen, AI can rebuild him. (View Post)

They do say that Austria's greatest achievement was convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian. (View Post)

Blamed on a “technical error by a colleague with an Excel table”. If only Rishi Sunak had been there. (View Post)

Interesting to see that the BBC is marking the start of the Ukrainian counter-offensive with a live news feed ... about today's developments on the Phillip Schofield front! (View Post)

"Doesn't know its arse from its elbow" => on the verge of sentience? Probably easier to justify the inference => chatbots are almost as stupid as humans. (View Post)