Well, while "hello, sailor" is proverbial, I must admit I've never heard of "hello, airman". (View Post)

Are junkies in the habit of blocking roads with piles of rubble before setting fire to buildings in the middle of nowhere? Of course, I'm happy to bow to your superior knowledge of junkies. (View Post)

But to be fair, at least Trump is a paragon of honour and rectitude when it comes to sexual relationships. One can't imagine him doing anything improper with a woman. (View Post)

It savours so much of a desperate politician looking at the one bright speck in his dismally dim panorama, and thinking "Let's go overboard on people's love of their cars". (View Post)

Sunak seems to think he's going to save his skin by jumping on a "car-wagon". (View Post)