It's always much nicer to be at home. Foreigners are so unfortunate, having to live away from home for their whole lives. (View Post)

Technology has the answer. Tiger Woods can play himself, suitable de-aged where necessary. If he dies before the picture is made - gentlemen, AI can rebuild him. (View Post)

They do say that Austria's greatest achievement was convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian. (View Post)

Blamed on a “technical error by a colleague with an Excel table”. If only Rishi Sunak had been there. (View Post)

Interesting to see that the BBC is marking the start of the Ukrainian counter-offensive with a live news feed ... about today's developments on the Phillip Schofield front! (View Post)