Another naive challenger to HYUFD instantly flawed by his razor-sharp grasp of statistics. Even if his grasp of grammar and punctuation leaves a lot to be desired. (View Post)

It's always much nicer to be at home. Foreigners are so unfortunate, having to live away from home for their whole lives. (View Post)

Technology has the answer. Tiger Woods can play himself, suitable de-aged where necessary. If he dies before the picture is made - gentlemen, AI can rebuild him. (View Post)

They do say that Austria's greatest achievement was convincing the world that Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian. (View Post)

Blamed on a “technical error by a colleague with an Excel table”. If only Rishi Sunak had been there. (View Post)