In a sane world, the prospect of the election of Boris Johnson initiating an early general election, in combination with the polls, would frighten Tory MPs sufficiently to prevent him getting 100 nom… (View Post)

"And the winner is ... Vladimir Putin ?!?" (View Post)

They were immediately followed by a delegation of zoologists who warned her about ursine excretory behaviour in the arboreal environment. (View Post)

The party is flat on its back, for heaven's sake! (View Post)

Ah sorry yes - it was a farm, not a beach. But I knew there was some similarity to Boris, which you've highlighted. (View Post)