"And the winner is ... Vladimir Putin ?!?" (View Post)

They were immediately followed by a delegation of zoologists who warned her about ursine excretory behaviour in the arboreal environment. (View Post)

The party is flat on its back, for heaven's sake! (View Post)

Ah sorry yes - it was a farm, not a beach. But I knew there was some similarity to Boris, which you've highlighted. (View Post)

Like Cincinnatus, who was recalled from a beach on Capri to save his country. (View Post)