"Good morning, Mr Smith. Beppo the Clown here will be performing your operation later today. We've decided that the age of grey, boring cardiac surgery is over." (View Post)

From that, no one would guess the man was a professional writer. (View Post)

Rebel Alliance? Philip Hammond as Obi Wan Kenobi? Yvette Cooper as Princess Leia? Rory Stewart as Luke Skywalker? Boris Johnson as Jabba the Hutt! (View Post)

Don't assume you're winding up everyone here by saying that. (View Post)

If that's the line, it might be better not to invite him here to be wined and dined and have photo opportunities with the Queen. (View Post)