At any rate by 10.18PM it's too dark for people (or they're too drunk) to detect sarcasm when they see it. (View Post)

Granted, that may mean Labour majorities at the next election will be weighed in tons rather than tonnes. (View Post)

"One of the most positive things that will be said about Johnson is the manner of his exit." Stick to "naturally gifted clown". (View Post)

Pretend not to give a toss for weeks on end while people lie awake worrying about how to pay their energy bills - in order to convince people as comprehensively as possible that you're performing the… (View Post)

The person who wrote the script hadn't heard of "reversion to the mean"? Those figures are almost identical to the one before last. (View Post)