There's little point in warning someone that a drinks party is against the rules, if he's too out of it from the previous night's drinking to take it in - or even remember you've … (View Post)

The burning issue of the day - does the Prime Minister know a party when he's at one? (View Post)

I used to think he knew where the bodies were buried. Apparently it was the bottles he knew about. (View Post)

That must be it. The law didn't prohibit parties so long as you did the catering yourself and didn't hire a professional entertainer. Gosh, how many people must be kicking themselves now th… (View Post)

"Now is the time for all good men to come to the party" (View Post)