You have to wonder, don't you? But who would pay anyone to post here? That's not a rhetorical question. I'm eager to know. (If you don't like my principles, I have others.) (View Post)

I've never used a mobile phone. I realise that's unusual these days, but obviously a smartphone isn't essential. (View Post)

There are times when wishful thinking mounts to the heights of full-blown fantasy. Any minute now, Gandalf will be leading a battalion of Ents to defend Cannock Chase for the Tories, and Jorek Byrnis… (View Post)

I was attempting satire. I should know better these days. (View Post)

Two political communications already today. All this time I've been stockpiling food, and I should have been stockpiling rubbish bags. (View Post)