Has anyone considered the possibility that she instinctively swooped down to suck the poor woman's blood? (View Post)

I think you'd be hard-pressed to label something an "era" if it lasted only two years. Let's see. (View Post)

Wasn't Norman Lamont the last British politician who invoked the spirit of Piaf? As I remember, it didn't go down too well. (View Post)

She needs to give a clearer explanation of how the part about nailing jelly to the ceiling will work. A lot of it hangs on that nailed jelly. (View Post)

This leadership campaign is brilliant. Top Tories vie with each other to emphasise what a mess the country is in after 12 years of Tory rule, and how we desperately need a change. Let's hope it keeps… (View Post)