Syllogisms, HYUFD-style: (1) House prices in London are three times those in the North West (2) Wages in London are 1.5 times those in the North West Therefore - er - few people north of Watford have… (View Post)

And even today nearly all internationally traded bananas are of Derbyshire ancestry. (View Post)

"Rocketing Immigration Proves Brexit is a Success - claims Lone Remaining Brexiteer". (View Post)

I see David Cameron is to take up a lecturing job at a university in Abu Dhabi: https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/david-cameron-start-teaching-post-abu-dhabi-university "So, Mr Cameron, what fi… (View Post)

And no one will ever hear about it, because anyone who says anything will be banned from Twitter. (View Post)