"One of the most positive things that will be said about Johnson is the manner of his exit." Stick to "naturally gifted clown". (View Post)

Pretend not to give a toss for weeks on end while people lie awake worrying about how to pay their energy bills - in order to convince people as comprehensively as possible that you're performin… (View Post)

The person who wrote the script hadn't heard of "reversion to the mean"? Those figures are almost identical to the one before last. (View Post)

And if you run out of decoys, tell the media what you've been doing. (View Post)

And will that problem - that if she gives an interview she will be asked a lot of questions - somehow go away in the future? (View Post)