They were immediately followed by a delegation of zoologists who warned her about ursine excretory behaviour in the arboreal environment. (View Post)

The party is flat on its back, for heaven's sake! (View Post)

Ah sorry yes - it was a farm, not a beach. But I knew there was some similarity to Boris, which you've highlighted. (View Post)

Like Cincinnatus, who was recalled from a beach on Capri to save his country. (View Post)

It's beautiful. The members elect a hopeless leader who is unacceptable to the MPs, and she lasts six weeks. Then the members elect a hopeless leader who has already been thrown out by the MPs. (View Post)