Never have so many salmon been smoked unnecessarily. Sorry - what could I have been thinking of? - as if Tories have a taste for smoked salmon! - never have so many bacons been sandwiched unnecessari… (View Post)

I hadn't listened to it until recently. I found it quite good. My initial inclinations were similar to yours, but I found myself quite liking them both. Of course, as far as a lot of people here are … (View Post)

Coming soon - Suella Braverman as Lady Peinforte. (View Post)

What is Suella's dream? Unimaginable power? Unlimited rice pudding? (View Post)

The great thing about having someone hyper-rich as prime minister is that his conceptions are on a much grander scale than most people's. But Sunak thinks nothing of spending a quarter of a billion p… (View Post)