Yeah, but no. Well, OK, if you want (more for the rest of us) but it's the hair, the smooth soft skin, the wonderful smell, the wonderful form, the empathy, the TLC, the beauty.. Did I mention the fo… (View Post)
What else do you expect me to do? The alternative here is hypothesising how the whole world is going to end under Trump, Xi and Putin. I'd rather do boozing and think about shagging. (View Post)
Why should I keep it to myself? You're a bloke. You'd do exactly the same; I'm just saying it out loud. And I got a bit (a fair bit) of hair adjustment and eyelid fluttering from Phoebe which, whilst… (View Post)