I heard a jaw-dropping story (admittedly she is a brain-dead bimbo) about a girlfriend of one of the Dad's at my daughter's school. She's apparently a personal trainer but as fake-tan as hell and loo… (View Post)

My wife and I agreed it would have been easier to go to work today, and we've now got a week's worth of deliverables to cram into four days. Which bank holidays do nothing to change. Fun. (View Post)

It is if you use it at 2am in the morning. (View Post)

Never go anywhere "family-orientated" on a bank holiday Monday with kids. I should now be working. I'm actually having a stiff drink. (View Post)

You should have tried visiting the beautiful cathedral in Salisbury. No queues at all. (View Post)