But, can you vote on the colour of the Pope's tie the next time he speaks from the balcony? (View Post)

Starmer is sincere about every one of his policies for the full 72 hours that they apply. (View Post)

Strangely, there is a kernel of truth to this. It's surprisingly common amongst misanthropes, who use animals to express their positive feelings whilst humans absorb the negative ones. (View Post)

Repeat after me: New Year's Eve is always shit. (View Post)

If you vote Labour, that's what you'll get. (View Post)