Never go anywhere "family-orientated" on a bank holiday Monday with kids. I should now be working. I'm actually having a stiff drink. (View Post)

You should have tried visiting the beautiful cathedral in Salisbury. No queues at all. (View Post)

Is it as good as the potato vodka in Chelyabinsk? (View Post)

It means I can do less today in exchange for doing much more for the rest of the week. (View Post)

@Taz Saint Ange would be like the Labour Liz Truss. She's a socialist. She wants sweeping tax rises across the board to pay for an expanded welfare state, higher spending on pay and services, more na… (View Post)