My train is hot, crowded, slow and smells of BO. On the other hand, there are some hot women - but badly outnumbered by smelly men. (View Post)

I've never heard of anyone having such an exciting experience with British Gas. Did you get her name? (View Post)

Christ. Who did you get on the other end? (View Post)

If you meet one arsehole, you've just met an arsehole. If you meet ten arseholes.. (View Post)

I am sure there will be reasons and excuses why everyone else can't do it but First Direct is different. You call a number and someone picks up the phone. (View Post)