Is this how your last relationship ended? (View Post)

My wife and I had a dream of a music tour down the mississipi from Memphis to New Orleans. Maybe we're naive but safety didn't occur to us. We simply don't have to worry about that in the UK. (View Post)

How on earth have you managed to have guns pointed at you 6 times in the UK? Laserquest? (View Post)

That's just the thing to get my wife excited in the heat of the moment. A detailed spreadsheet of the facilities available in the current rolling stock. (View Post)

I've had a few whiskies with my wife on the Caledonian Sleeper leaving Euston (yes, London does have a railway station) and then retired to our sleeping compartment to have sex there - pre kids - bef… (View Post)