Also, I really really need Michael Gove to go on Strictly. (View Post)

I'm not taking this bet. The Liberal Democrats appeal to a specific middle-upper middle class elite concentrated in the home counties and posh suburban England. Their upper limit is 20% at best. To g… (View Post)

I've bet on Marcus Rashford becoming an MP at (I think) 33/1 by 2040 or 2060 or something. My guess is it's more like an 8/1 shot and around about 2036, I hope, I'll have £330 trickling into my bank … (View Post)

Remind me of all those State-run supermarkets that help us do that then? (View Post)

Defence includes defending the land and waterways. That's particularly important if, say, you're up against Vikings - who covet your fertile land and use the rivers to attack you. (View Post)