You need to watch more Blackadder. (View Post)

Well, we're for the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under fives, and the abolition of slavery. (View Post)

That's life, mate. I'll let something slip: it's not fair. (View Post)

At present, I suspect 30-35% of the electorate may go full Reform. (View Post)

I'm tired of us wasting precious public funds on wasters. Still, they vote, and are supremely self-entitled, so I expect it to continue. (View Post)