A Mexican Navy... sailing ship. They do realise it's the 21st Century, right? (View Post)

Well, I'm pleased to say my 100% record of losing bets on Eurovision continues unabated. (View Post)

Tbf, they weren't quite as awful as the rehearsals or the official video. They gave the best performance they could, and seemed to enjoy it. Don't deserve null points. (View Post)

I'd shag the British entry. I wouldn't vote for them. (View Post)

The Swiss hosts at least trying to take the piss out of themselves here. (View Post)