1. Walking into a shop without a licence from Daily Mail readers. 2. Giving Daily Mail readers the combination of pleasure and pain they enjoy so much, but for which they haven't got the manners… (View Post)

I dunno about other people, but occasionally buying food that tastes differently from how I expected isn't a major problem in my life. Goes without saying that telling foreigners where to get of… (View Post)

Gotta wonder whether Simon Dudley may have started a trend among those who want to stand out among hard right pols: "They just died, we've all got to die some time, who GAF?" (View Post)

"Many, many more people die on the roads driving cars, but we're not making cars illegal, so why are we stopping houses being built?" is a completely idiotic comment only makeable by s… (View Post)

In what he says next he makes a joke about how he is such a king that he couldn't even get a ballroom approved. Okay, his point is to diss his critics and it isn't funny, but at least his r… (View Post)