Me, please, with pepper and haggis, or stewed in chunks with hoggett or mutton. (View Post)

"than they were when Truss left" I saw what you did there. Worse than a LD with his y-axes. That's like some French administrator comparing a town's economy to that of Saint-Pierr… (View Post)

Pumpkin? It was a neep (Anglice: swede) when I were a bairn. Much worse to carve and hollow out. (View Post)

That sort of outrageous fib is only allowed if you get it cleared by a vote in Parliament. (View Post)

The competition has developed not necessarily to England's advantage. (View Post)