Oh yes - I liked your joke! Sorry, should have made that clearer. (View Post)

Too right. Arctic skuas would also skua your head. (View Post)

You have voting at the age of 8 in England? Jings! (View Post)

Bughouses. https://www.bats.org.uk/advice/gardening-for-bats/bed-and-breakfast (View Post)

Last time I insisted Mrs C and I wait on the edge with our toes on till a dozy driver (elderly, male, FWIW) actually slowed down and stopped, he took it as an indication we were waving him through an… (View Post)