Yes, but no opportuntiy for the 'motorist' to flick obscene gestures with his backless-gloved hand at maiden aunts on cycles, toddlers lisping their prayers, and little girls daring to trea… (View Post)

Mrs C just looked in. "What are their current preoccupations?" "We were talking about the Tory conference and HS2 but plain gave up, and are now discussing beer and roundabouts." (View Post)

I get my beer delivered to the doorstep. Tried one of the internet specialists and their mixed boxes but got fed up of a non-trivial percentage of cans of IPA with pishheid flavourings such as haggis… (View Post)

Also makes you wonder why they didn't use orange and purple tarmac while at it. Red-green colour blindness, common in male "motorists". Edit: Actually - make that plain blindness. (View Post)

The milk shake. Tell us, where was that invented? (View Post)