Good morning! Grey but it's stopped raining! (View Post)

That's nothing, they tried to do it with the whole population - NHS data. (View Post)

Bugger Balmoral, go and commune with a Polar bear instead. It's cheaper and the food is better value. https://www.highlandwildlifepark.org.uk/events-experiences/keeper-experiences/ (View Post)

I was wondering how to get tuber in! Excellent! (View Post)

Eh? A pedant comments that a mating pair of dinosaurs (the woodpecking kind) are stuffing their beaks on Mrs C's peanuts and fat wotsit in the back garden at the moment. (View Post)