" ‘‘E could 'a drawed me off a pint,' grumbled the old man as he settled down behind a glass. ‘A 'alf litre ain't enough. It don't satisfy. And a 'ole litre's … (View Post)

I've been saying that now and then ... it'll be forgetting the lettuce for the school stick insect when she was 6 next. (View Post)

I thought it was for her personal vote on the voters' register. On reflection, that is so last week. They keep changing the supposed crime almost weekly. Next it'll be pulling up a daffodil… (View Post)

"Ms Rayner was not at home at first and I had to wait for some time in my car" is certainly conducive to more than one interpretation. As is "around the time she became a parliamentary… (View Post)

Alternative: soften some onion, add passata tomato, olives and capers, bring to simmer, and throw in scampi sized chunks of monkfish tail and simmer gently till fish is done. Serve with rice. (View Post)