Pah, you'rte having a giraffe. These are ten times longer: https://bioone.org/journals/acta-palaeontologica-polonica/volume-57/issue-2/app.2011.0019/A-Monument-of-Inefficiency--The-Presumed-Cour… (View Post)

Or an excuse. "Smaller? No, it's only further away and it's your fault for being too poor or stupid to have a car." (View Post)

Spotted dick, taken with custard (or vanilla sauce if you want to remain in that sort of double entendre mind). Yum. Hungry all over again now, and I've just had breakfast. https://www.bbcgoodfo… (View Post)

Might not be able to do it much longer. Pizza chefs no longer welcome. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/11/why-home-office-visa-plans-nail-in-coffin-uk-hospitality 'On the proviso t… (View Post)

And Nerys complains about welfare spending. A lot of that is state pension. Invented by Fürst Bismarck, that well-known commie and revolutionary. (View Post)