Not just chairs but desks too. As the tweet makes clear. (View Post)

And of course the Three Counties Showground! (View Post)

Sparrowfart, on weekdays. Never heard the expression? The twilit time of dawn when Mr Passer Domesticus wakes up, stretches his legs and wings, and performs the matutidinal eructation in preparation … (View Post)

For the earthworms perhaps? Edit: I once woke up one morning in summer at sparrow-**** and looked out of the window and there as a fox on the grassy verge working its way systematically through the w… (View Post)

Your JR was that fussy? #spoiltmutt (View Post)