Ah, the sound of the Great British Public resolutely refusing to give a tinker's cuss about Boris' wallpaper... (View Post)

Lol - that's rich coming from someone who has expressly refused to take a vaccine when offered because The Man may get your details (which He has anyway). Turns out Big G is more public-spirited than… (View Post)

I'm afraid that was a bit of snarcasm of my part... we need an emoji. (View Post)

Hate it. Its one saving grace is to make clear that if you switch to 'Regards' it means you're really pissed off... (View Post)

To be fair, Joseph had good reason to believe her: as it was happening, he heard her crying out 'Oh God! Oh God!' repeatedly... (View Post)