It's known as 'doing a Corbyn': winning an argument so hard you have to retire into obscurity... :wink: (View Post)

Now that's what I call a stimulus package! :hushed: (View Post)

'Oh, you think loo roll is your ally? But you merely adopted the roll; I was born in it, moulded by it...' (View Post)

I would honestly go with 'Stay The Fuck Home!' People would spend so much time debating how rude it is that everyone would get the message. (View Post)

This is a case where responding to the day's news would make me lose my shit entirely, so I'll save my blood pressure and just say how nice it is to be rising with the dawn. (View Post)