Simple - producing more kids than the Lib Dems have MPs... (View Post)

The Second Coming (no laughing at the back!) may have taken on a form that no one could possibly have expected... (View Post)

No, I'd be too busy emigrating :wink: (View Post)

To be fair, Labour have tried being like Labour for ages, and that hasn't exactly worked out well for them... (View Post)

Your integrity is indeed admirable, as is your modesty. On the other hand, the country does bloody stupid things all the time, so why not be pleased if they occasionally cause other matters to fall o… (View Post)