At which point he'll smile winningly at you and say 'Of course not, dad, that's just an urban myth'... (View Post)

Quite. A brief glance at the (England) chart posted earlier reveals that: Last Friday was a record Friday Last Saturday was a record Saturday Last Sunday was a record Sunday This Monday was a record … (View Post)

Why would you want to 'transform' a place if you genuinely love it? 'I love you so much, I've booked a complete transformation including some radical surgery for you, my darling' may not be the world… (View Post)

Every single one of those is true, so it's a pretty good list! (View Post)

A poignant reminder of the decline and fall of the Labour Party: https://twitter.com/RaphaelHarris9/status/1355842974098354177 (View Post)