There’s an English couple three tables away from me. He has earrings that would fit around my thumbs. She has entirely tattooed thighs and keeps complaining about the cold (put your fucking thighs aw… (View Post)

Before anyone else says it; I bet they voted for brexit. (View Post)

Alright, if you insist (and thanks!).. I’ve had a weird day today. I set off for an early morning hike up a volcano. About halfway up, and just before it started to get really steep, I found a nice p… (View Post)

Sozzled red herring sounds like a dish I’d like.. (View Post)

I stopped posting my meal because the signal wasn’t great and it was getting really tricky to upload the pictures. All eight courses were superb. And then.. The last dessert, a little doughnut with a… (View Post)