I've been talking to Google AI about cryptic crosswords I started earlier with my "Tidy up mess the Vicar made today (9,3)" clue It said "rectified" and gave me a stupid and … (View Post)

That one of those saucy old Bond films (View Post)

I googled my General today (the one who I deliver mail to); he was Governor of Edinburgh Castle, and Commander of British forces in Scotland He’s the friendliest person on my route, joint with his wi… (View Post)

Myrrh is the best Why else would we say Myrrhy Christmas? (View Post)

Since being hit by a car, I've become rather more expressive at drivers speeding past me The traditional hand signal has become even more of a staple response Yesterday some idiot drove past me … (View Post)