That's seemingly based on such a weak bit of wordplay (Jaws rhymes with (broken) laws, so Rishi is Jaws because he breaks laws?!? wtaf?), I'm embarrassed just reading it I can't believ… (View Post)

I'm in the middle of a couple of days off (so no blacklegging today) (I do hope that's not racist just because it's got black in it), and have have been so enjoying the mild conditions… (View Post)

My Mum makes a lovely Tuscan bean stew. She sometimes makes me it for lunches When she does, I fart about a hundred times between lunch and dinner It's delicious, and it amuses me and helps to w… (View Post)

When I said baked beans, I meant all tinned ones I’ve had the misfortune to try I quite like baking beans in a homemade sauce (View Post)

Baked beans are disgusting, but the idea that they're particularly bad because of the kind of bread that they're on is daft (View Post)