My total includes days off when I walk the dog, and holidays when I walk 25 miles a day I think I do closer to 2,500 steps per mile, so about 80% of your distances (View Post)

I wrote the thread years ago! I know when carbonara was invented It's old enough to he be traditional now And cream never goes in it Call your creamy pasta something else, or put it in quotation mark… (View Post)

Bacon, mushroom and cream sauce, with some cheddar, or parmesan if you're lucky, grated in, poured over over-cooked pasta probably has a name But it's not carbonara (View Post)

Arse to that Don't abandon all tradition That's tryhard woke (View Post)

I've been a postie for just under two years In that time I've walked just under seventeen million steps I wonder how many people have walked more than me (View Post)